A second post today

Finding out stuff about you isn't the point (stuff is a dead word!!!!), so I decided to double post.
The main point of this blog is, drumrollllllll:
Cheese
I wish, but I don't know that much about cheese. Thus it is a random topic that flies into my head at random intervals (RANDOM INTERVALS!!!-like that).
Today's topic is:
The effect of purple and beavers on American History
America has a very odd and, overall, economically influenced history, so it is important to realize the most insignifiacnt things could affect it. Let's start with purple:
Without purple, it is very likely America, the country of paranoid, could not have been nearly as succesful. We'll stat with the most important affect of purple: agriculture. I know, I know, who would have guessed agriculture over manufacturing in pretty colors (PRETTY COLORS-once again, at random intervals). Indigo (now you understand where this is leading) was a popular cash crop meant to make purple dye. Without Indigo, the southern economy may not have been sufficient to start the Civil War, a perplexing mater indeed. For one would think a war would not be started, but I predict that the South would have started the Civil War later in order to bring in more people so they'd have a chance. Without the guidance of Abraham Lincoln, we may not have won the war. Thus, the South may have ended up a Confederate Union, making all those people who are descendants from Africa still in Slavery. If you are a descendant from Africa living in Mississippi, be thankful for purple.
Also, beavers affected us not nearly as much, but every little creature counts. Beaver skin was a commodity, so it is possible that without the fur traders we would have lost the Revolutionary War; I sincerely doubt this would happen. However, I do guess that The western portion of the United States would not be so large, leading to the loss of major companies and ports in the area. Thats right, if you or your parents work at Microsoft, goodbye homes. If you or your parents work for Boeing, you'd be flying solo up in Washington. But not just Washington, I chose them because they're up North. But if you live in Portland, Oregon, and yu're parent works for (dun dun dun) parametric, you'll be thinking; what's a para and whats a metric. What about DirectTV in los Angeles? You may work for comcast...in Pennsylvania! Thank ye beaver, you've created many job opportunities.
-Mwahahahahaha-