First post: about you and why you came here

Mwahahahaha! This is my blog, not yours, so don't pretend to find anything of any use...To start things off, I'm sure you'd like to know a little bit about me. Well, I want to know a little bit about you, so iI'm going to find out about you just by using an insane sequence of logical reasoning. First of all, since I'm entirely new to this community of people, your probably either a relative of mine, a friend, or some wacko off sitting in their apartment who doesn't haave anything better to do than scroll through blogs. If so, its ok, you're probably either steaming with anger at my post or you are sadly agreeing. Thus, I can tell your shy or you have a bad temper. Some of you are probably sitting there scratching your heads, so to my list I shall add not the sharpest tool in the shed. Some of you are saying, I'm not anything like he's calling me! So I'll add conceited to my list.
Lets recap; you are either:
Conceited
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Shy
Having a bad temper (grammar check?)
Thus, some of you probably have a weak constitution and are laughing do to my insanity, so I'll add weak constitution. Some of you are bored, because this gets quite boring after the first hour or so, so I'll add bored. Also, I know you know I know you know I am insane, so i'll add paranoid. On second thought, Ill add in sad, depressed, and whining because you have had a bad day and this is just plain not what the doctor ordered.
Finally, I know that you are either:
Conceited
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Shy
Having a bad temper
grammar check
sad
depressed
bored
having a weak constitution
more grammar check
paranoid
Now I know so much about you!
-Mwahahahaha-