Verifying the truth about the rumors about me

I am just telling you that I am not a squid. Not a squid. I don't care what people are saying, I am not a squid. Just telling you.
Now to the tropic of the day:
Visit the beautiful country of Argentina with its beautiful forests-it is truly beautiful, in a redundant sort of way!
Now to the topic of the day:
Which is more useful in general: Who, What, Where, When or why?
This is purely my opinion, so you may have different ideas. To awnser this, I will go through it systematically. Who is useful when considering the person in subject. Unfortunately, not everything has a who, so it is not the most useful. Everything except for nothing has a what (I guess the what for nothing is nothing). Thus, it goes onto my list of consideration. It is important to know the what, if not the why. Where is slightly important, as I would hate to be in Hitler's concentration camps, but it isn't the most important. When is very important, as it controls the what, where, who, and the what controls the why. I think why is the least important, its good to know, but its not essential.
We have when and what left. When wins by a landslide.
-MwAhAhAhAhA-

potential idea

Just blogging to say I have a potentially great or potential failure idea in the workshop,excpect news in a week
-mwahahahaha-

Apologies for not posting in a while and other information

Hello to all of you,
I did not post in quite long time, and I do have a reason for that-I forgot my password...This may happen often. Anyways, sorry for the lack of posting, I have a new concept I need help with, I could use two helpers soon, but I am not asking for any just yet-too many of my ideas turn out to be duds...Anyways, to todays topic:
Clams vs. Mussels-how are they different and why?
I have been saving this idea for a rainy day, but behold-it is cloudy! Thus, I will compromise with mother nature. The main differenceis that clams are from saltwater whilst mussels enjoy the fresh water environments. Clams are found burrowed into sediment, while mussels don't burrow into sediment but rather attach themselves to the dirt. You can dig for clams, but one cannot dig for mussels. There actually isnt much difference. I am guessing they came from similar origins, but one evolved in fresh water and the other in salt water. The reason the clam burrows is a difficult concept to analyze, and the only pheasable explanation I found is the clam lives in an environment with more predators, so it has to protect itself.
FAQS:
Which one has pearls?
Oysters are the ones with pearls, get your mollusks straight.
Doesn't one of the migrate?
You are probably thinking of scallops, but one form of clam does migrate.
Also, lets give props to Ming the clam, declared the worlds longest living species, at approximately 405 years old (I doubt its the worlds oldest but maybe)
-Mwahahahahaha-

HAPPY NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!!!

HAPPY NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!!!!! This day commemerates the best food in american culture;the doughnut (or informally called donut). If you happen to go to Krispy Kream, yu may get a deal on some Krispy fresh new doughnuts!

New section to the blog

I am going to add a new section to the blog because I has 5 followers. It is likely to be one of the following pictures and something else. Thus, me has a poll. Which picture is better:

This one extremely funny and describes me a bit.

I was going to add one saying comment or the duck gets it and a gun was pointed to a rubber duck, but thats too violent, and I happen to be a pacifist.

Then theres this picture, which is odd and strange but still amusing. It is also the only one I will post not by Gary Larson.

And finally, behold the miracle of science!

How sad...I want you to poll by th end of tommorow if possible by using comments!

yawning: Whats the point?

Yawwwnnnnn, its late. Hello to the new follower, yahhhh I have more followers. Thus, my ideas are a squid. Here is todays topic:
Why do we yawn?
Since its late, I'm going to do an easy question. I didn't have time to post earlier. Anyways, yawining is the flex of muscles such as the jaw for about six seconds. Beleive it or not, thereare only THEORIES as to why we yawn; if you asked this question your not alone. The most illogical reason is why yawn due to boredom. However, this doesn't explain why people from the olympics yawn before they perform. Another theory is that when we evolved, yawning was a way to start to say change the subject (super illogical, if you ak me). The best bet is that yawning takes in oxygen and takes out carbon dioxide. THis is why we yawn in groups. But why don't we yawn during exercise? I'll leave that for you to find out, as experts don't know.
Please comment.
-Mwahahaha-

Structure meets structure: The pinecone versus the chicken leg.

Not much to say today, my ideas are all inklings, though they could grow into octopuses.
Todays less but still confusing question:
Which has a better structure, a pinecone or the leg of livng chicken? You have to choose one, no "they both have different purposes" jargon.
Hmmmmm, this, this is an interesting question. I can't answer this simply, hmmmmm. Ok, I've got an idea. I'll judge it based on:
design
Stability-note this is different than design-
flexibility
The design is the most difficult question, actually. A chicken foot's primary goal is to hold up the humongous chicken, while the pinecone keeps mr. seed safe (and also does not contain high amount of pectin, I think). If i dropped an a hundred pound weight in a pinecone, though flattened it would maintain the same design. If i dropped the same weight on a living chicken leg, I would expect it to be utterly crushed and demolished, with fractured bones. Thus, pinecone wins.
Stability: Pinecone loses, its not meant to be stable.
Flexibility: These are the two stiffestr thing i can imagine, but you can see me breaking off a bit of a pinecone and having it still make a tree, right. I can 't do anything to a leg of a chicken without fracturing it, so pinecone wins.
A pinecone, by my calculations, seems to have a better structure, and may have a go at human legs, but it would lose due to flexibility... Whats youre opinion?
-Mwahahahaha